HotNewNearbyTop of the week
What this is. Yik Yak is anonymous and radius-based, so everyone within five miles of Fenton
High School sees the same feed — students, a few alumni home from college, and at least one person
who is clearly a parent. Nobody's name is attached to anything. That does not stop this school from
guessing, and it does not stop people from leaving fingerprints all over their own posts.
🐅FHS Student Council· verified · 0.1 mi· 3d
WEEK 1 IS AN ORANGE OUT 🧡 Friday 8/28 vs Clio, 7pm, gates 5:30. Student tickets $5 w/ ID.
We are BEGGING you not to wear black. Seniors up front. Bring your voice.
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why is it always orange out. it's the least intimidating color in sports
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🐅FHS Student Council2d
it's our color
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and it makes us look like a road crew
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🥔0.3 mi· 2d
the new lunch scanner has beeped twice at me every single day this week and i am
starting to think i am the problem
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🧦2d
it's your phone case. take it off. i'm serious
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🥔2d
took the case off. worked immediately. i hate it here
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🚬2d
i just walk through now. what are they gonna do, bill me
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🏈0.2 mi· 2d
mansour worked at MEIJER this summer. the quarterback. in the little vest. i watched
him explain applesauce to a woman for four minutes
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🪩2d
what did you think he was doing
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🏈2d
i genuinely thought he was on visits. everyone said he was on visits
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🧢2d
who is "everyone." this school makes things up at an industrial rate
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🍒2d
he rang me up in july and i panicked and said "good game." in JULY. no game had occurred
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"thanks" and then handed me my receipt. i think about it every night
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🦈0.1 mi· 2d
hot take: mansour is a system qb. put ANYONE behind that line and they throw 30 tds.
kobe and troy are the best players on that team and it's not remotely close
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🧢2d
he had 850 rushing yards. the line didn't run those
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🦈2d
scrambling isn't running. that's a stat that happens TO you
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🪵2d
this is such an offensive lineman post lmao. hi troy
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i'm not on the team
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🪵2d
you said "that team." you're on that team
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🐍0.1 mi· 2d
real question. how do you go 9-0 with a 165 lb band kid and then everyone acts like
that's a REAL quarterback. bro plays the PIANO. he's gonna get folded the second a d1 kid hits him
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he's 182 and he plays piano really well actually
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🐍2d
oh my bad. 182. terrifying. shaking
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"he's gonna get folded" said by a guy who has never been hit either
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i have 41 tackles
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barchichat you cannot post your own stat line on an ANONYMOUS app
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41 tackles at safety means they were running on you all year lol
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whatever. it's a free app. i can say what i want
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🐍0.1 mi· 1d
also the whole "he was a band kid" thing is not the inspirational story y'all think it
is. it means he wasn't good enough to play until he was 16. that's the actual information
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or he was doing something else he was extremely good at. that's also information
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you have posted about this kid nine times in three days. blink twice if you need help
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🚫· 1d
This Yak was removed by the community.
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whoever posted that: his mom is a doctor and she's the reason he sat out the playoffs. bringing up
the kidney thing to be funny is genuinely vile
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i downvoted so fast i think i broke my thumb
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🎺1d
that was a kid on the football team btw. same 0.1 mi as the rest. we all know
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three of them are posting from inside the building. the calls are coming from the locker room
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😎0.4 mi· 1d
i'm not gonna lie the mansour thing is funny to me. dude was carrying a clipboard two
years ago and now there's a POSTER of him at the wing and grill next to the $14.99 bucket. put me in
the bucket ad. i'm right here
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🍒1d
this is fabatz. this is 100% fabatz. nobody else campaigns for a chicken ad
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😎1d
i would be an excellent bucket spokesman and you all know it
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🥨1d
honestly this is the acceptable version of making fun of him. take notes barchichat
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🦈0.1 mi· 22h
nobody wants to say it so i will: half this team is annoyed. we run one guy's offense
now. he changes calls at the LINE. he corrected a SENIOR in front of everybody at practice tuesday and
everyone just stood there like ok cool the sophomore-ass junior varsity clipboard kid is in charge
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🧊21h
he's a senior. he's been the starter for a year. what are we doing
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🪵21h
"half this team" is doing a lot of work here. name two
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🦈20h
i'm not naming people on an app
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🎺20h
you're right though that he corrected somebody tuesday. i was at practice. he corrected a route
depth and the guy said "my bad" and they ran it again. that's the whole story
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🥨19h
genuinely though — if you're on this team and you're posting this two days before week 1, that's
worse than anything he's ever done to you
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🦈18h
it's a joke app. relax
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🌾17h
"it's a joke app" is what people say when the joke didn't land
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🎺0.2 mi· 1d
band kids. reporting live from the band room. he still comes. every third hour. he
fixed the sustain pedal on the upright last week with a paperclip and a lot of confidence
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🍒1d
people at this school talk about him like he transferred schools. he's in the same building
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🎺1d
he was playing piano in CLEATS on thursday. perkins said "the FLOOR, nicholas" from the office
without looking up
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is he actually good at piano or is that a thing people say to be nice
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🎺1d
he is seriously good. not "good for a high schooler." good. perkins has called him the best he's
had here, out loud, to other adults, more than once
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cool so he should do that then
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🎺1d
buddy nobody was talking to you
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🪵0.1 mi· 4d
whoever keeps parking a lifted truck across two spots in row C. one of those spots is
mine. i have been here three years. i will find out who you are
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🧦4d
everyone already knows who it is
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🥔4d
it's degayner. it's always degayner
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🪵3d
i told him about this post and he parked worse
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genuine question how is he still enrolled here
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🧊3d
5th year. at this point he's faculty
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🧦0.6 mi· 3d
whoever left a full unopened monster sitting in the 200 wing water fountain basin.
like an offering. why
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unopened. sitting upright. the fountain is now "out of service pending an investigation"
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🍒0.3 mi· 3d
gilbert opened precalc by talking about the 1994 fenton tigers for eleven minutes. i
timed it. we did zero math
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set your watch by it. every september
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he said "against who" about a 35 touchdown season IN THE SCHOOL NEWSPAPER. it's printed. it's
permanent now
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🌾2d
"anybody who tells you they saw it is lying to you" was genuinely the only honest thing an adult
said in that entire paper
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🧢0.2 mi· 2d
not to be that guy but chase lynch is the actual college prospect on this team and
nobody in this building says his name
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eastern michigan has been to two practices. IN PERSON. actual coaches
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🥔2d
edge rushers are less fun to talk about than a quarterback. that's not a conspiracy
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chase is also nice about it which somehow makes it worse. he never once complains
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🐍2d
finally somebody says it
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🧢2d
i wasn't dunking on nick. you can like two players
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HotNewNearbyTop of the week
Since The Fentonian hit the front hall Friday morning.
🥨0.1 mi· Fri 7:14a
the school paper front page says "NOBODY CALLED" in about 90 point font and it is
sitting in a stack in the front hall where he has to walk past it four times a day
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🧊Fri 7:31a
brutal. accurate, but brutal
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🍒Fri 7:44a
villeneuve wrote it and they're actual friends. there's a whole editor's note about it
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🌾Fri 8:02a
he sent nine emails to colleges HIMSELF and got zero replies and then said he checks "more than i
want to admit." i had to put the paper down
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🦈Fri 8:20a
or, and hear me out, colleges know what they're doing
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🪵Fri 8:26a
it is SEVEN IN THE MORNING. go to first hour
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🧦Fri 9:01a
i've asked him "where are you going" like four times this year. i feel physically ill
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🪩Fri 9:10a
everyone has. that's the whole point of the article
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🧊0.2 mi· Fri 11:52a
the ben haijcar profile on page 2 is the best thing that paper has printed in four
years. "it's fine and it's also the only senior year i get. both. at the same time. nobody wants the
both."
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🥔Fri 12:04p
ben had FOUR interceptions last year and i learned that today. from a student newspaper
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🎺Fri 12:15p
adrian sent him a letter. he's had more actual college contact than the quarterback has
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🐍Fri 12:22p
been saying this
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🧊Fri 12:24p
you have NOT been saying this. you've been saying something else with the same number of words
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🪩Fri 1:02p
i'm gonna say hi to ben monday. that's my only takeaway
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💪0.1 mi· Sat 9:20a
nobody is talking about the fact that a SOPHOMORE almost took the starting job in
august. czarnota is 6'2 225 as a 15 year old. i watched him throw in july. it was not close to being
a joke
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🪵Sat 9:35a
"almost" doing heavy lifting. it went 8 periods and then it stopped going 8 periods
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💪Sat 9:41a
i'm not saying he should've won it. i'm saying setzke actually gave him a real look and that's
wild for a sophomore. that's all
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🧊Sat 10:02a
setzke would start a golden retriever if it moved the ball. that's not a knock, that's just who
he is
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🎺Sat 10:30a
josh follows him around now btw. like at practice. asks him stuff between reps. it's kind of sweet
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🦈Sat 11:14a
give it a year
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🥨Sat 11:20a
the guy has been on this app for four days waiting for his own quarterback to fail
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🌾0.9 mi· Sat 1:15p
unrelated. whoever leaves the little origami things on the windowsill in the 300
stairwell — i have six now. please continue. that's it. that's the yak
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🧦Sat 1:44p
i have three. i genuinely thought i was the only one
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🥔Sat 4:30p
please do not find out who it is. some things should stay nice
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🎺0.1 mi· Sun 11:20a
perkins' car was in the lot at 1pm ON A SUNDAY. and a little grey car with a dent in
the exact shape of a mailbox
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🪩Sun 2:31p
that's mansour's car. i'd know that dent anywhere
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🍒Sun 2:40p
so he IS doing the audition thing. on a sunday. during game week
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🧊Sun 2:55p
this man does not sleep and it's starting to concern me
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🎺Sun 3:30p
perkins gave up his sundays for it. that's a 61 year old man driving in on a weekend. leave them
alone and let the guy play piano
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🦝3.1 mi· Sun 8:44p
clio kid here, the radius caught me. y'all are extremely confident for a team that
lost in round two
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🧢Sun 8:50p
we beat you 42-14 and it was over in the second quarter
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🦝Sun 8:52p
we started nine sophomores on defense in that game. they're juniors now. new coordinator too
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🥔Sun 8:58p
that's genuinely a real point and i resent that you made it well
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🧊Sun 9:04p
teague came from chesaning. their back half of last season on film is a completely different
defense
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🦝Sun 9:20p
why does a fenton student know our coordinator's coaching history
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🧊Sun 9:22p
hudl is public and i have no hobbies
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🥔0.4 mi· Mon 12:15p
who is wyatt kroll and why does the newspaper say our entire season depends on him
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🧦Mon 12:22p
sophomore center. 6'0 250. does not speak
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🪵Mon 12:45p
do NOT put this on a 15 year old on an anonymous app three days before a game
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🥔Mon 12:47p
fair. wyatt if you're reading this you're great, ignore all of us, especially me
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🪩0.2 mi· Mon 4:02p
sylvia stack / mansour update??? anyone??? it's been three years
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🍒Mon 4:10p
there is no update. there has never been an update. you people invented this
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🥨Mon 4:31p
she liked him when he was a band kid nobody talked to. that is the single least weird thing that
has ever happened at this school and you're all making it weird
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🪩Mon 4:40p
ok that's a good point actually
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🧢Mon 5:12p
what about hannah tho
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🥨Mon 5:14p
hannah is nice to every single person in this building. that is not a storyline that is a
personality
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🚬0.3 mi· Tue 8:15p
mansour was in the weight room at 6am today. game week. i want to know what is
medically wrong with this person
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🪵Tue 8:21p
lookebill makes him. they've done 6am four days a week since june 8. i have receipts because i've
been there for some of them and i want credit
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🧊Tue 8:30p
the paper said he "lifts like a band kid but doesn't miss" which is the most affectionate insult
i've ever read
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😎Tue 8:52p
ok fine i'll say something nice. the 6am thing is real and none of the rest of us do it
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🐍Tue 9:01p
fabatz went soft
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😎Tue 9:03p
bro we're PLAYING A GAME IN THREE DAYS
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🧢0.1 mi· Wed 7:05a
two days. orange. that's the yak
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🥔Wed 7:20a
i own nothing orange, what do i do
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🐅FHS Student CouncilWed 7:26a
student store. $12. lunch. we take venmo. 🧡
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🥨0.1 mi· Wed 10:40p
last thing and then i'll stop. three people on this app spent an entire week making
fun of a kid on their own team who has never once said a bad word about any of them in public. friday
they're going to be in the same huddle. i really hope none of them need him to be generous
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🧊Wed 10:52p
top yak of the week and it's not close
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🎺Wed 11:04p
does he even see this app
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🥨Wed 11:09p
everyone sees this app
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🦈Wed 11:31p
it was a joke
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🥨Wed 11:33p
you just identified yourself in the replies of a yak about identifying yourself in replies
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Where this leaves things going into Friday. Nobody has been named on the app, and that is the
point — Yik Yak is anonymous, but the herd is five miles wide and everyone in it goes to the same
school. Three posters have been publicly guessed at: 🦈 (someone on the offense, posting from
0.1 mi), 🐍 (called "barchichat" in replies after posting his own tackle total), and
😎 (called "fabatz," and the only one of the three who backed off).
Nick has not posted, replied, or acknowledged any of it. He has the app.
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