HotNewTop · WeekNearby
Radius 5 miles. Nobody has a name. Everybody
knows who everybody is anyway, because there are eleven hundred students and the anonymity is a
costume rather than a wall. Emoji handles rotate weekly; three of them below have been the same
person for a month.
📄0.1 mi· 3h
the correction in today's paper is genuinely unhinged. FORTY ONE PAGES. for free. at fifteen. and setzke ignored him TWICE before that
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🧊3h
the part that gets me is the text where he goes "i just don't want to have done it for nothing"
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🌾3h
i had to put the paper down. in the CAFETERIA. in front of people
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🐍2h
or it's a made up detail to sell a story. has anyone actually seen this screenshot
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📄2h
the paper said a source gave it to them with written permission and that it wasn't nick. so it's one of two people and neither of them is a student
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🎺2h
it was setzke. obviously setzke. he doesn't think it makes him look bad
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🪩1h
"he was free and he was smart and i needed somebody to break down third downs" is the most honest sentence an adult has said in this town in ten years
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🧊1h
a whole year of getting water and printing scripts and now half that team is acting like they raised him
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🦈52m
nobody on that team is acting like that. you people don't know one thing about that locker room
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🦈44m
who is brendan
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🐍0.1 mi· 2d
real question. how do you go 9-0 with a 155 lb band kid and then everyone acts like that is a REAL quarterback. he plays the PIANO. he is getting folded the second a d1 kid hits him
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🌾2d
man weighs 155 and is legitimately great at piano btw
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🐍2d
oh my bad. 155. terrifying. shaking
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🧊2d
"he's gonna get folded" coming from someone who has also never taken a hit
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🐍2d
i have 41 tackles
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🧊2d
barchichat posting your own tackle numbers on an ANONYMOUS app is insane
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🪩2d
not him doing the equivalent of taking his mask off
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🐍2d
different person
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📚0.1 mi· 1d
not football but does anybody else think lawrence in ap gov has an actual personal vendetta against mansour. like a real one. i sit two rows back and it is uncomfortable to be in that room
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🧊1d
it's the football thing obviously
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📚1d
that's the thing though. i had him sophomore year with nick. it was already happening. nick was in the BAND
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🪩1d
"must be nice" while handing back quizzes on monday was diabolical i'm sorry
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🌾1d
tbh lawrence does that to more than a few people
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🎺22h
he gave him a 79 on a paper that hit every band of the rubric and wrote one word in the margin. this is a grown adult with a mortgage
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🪩0.3 mi· 4d
saw mansour in the band room during 3rd hour with his cleats already on. bro was playing piano in cleats
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🌾4d
this is the single most in character thing i have ever read
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🎺4d
he does that every day. perkins yells "the FLOOR nicholas" and he just keeps playing
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🧊4d
what is he even playing
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🎺4d
thursday it was something with a lot of left hand. i don't know music. it was good
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🌾0.1 mi· 5d
the fentonian cover story made me feel insane. i have been in this school for four years and i did not know one thing about that kid and apparently he was the best musician here the entire time and literally nobody cared
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🎺5d
the band knew. the band has always known. nobody asks the band anything
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🪩5d
"he was the best in the building at something for three years and it bought him nothing" perkins really said that to a school newspaper
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🧊5d
a teacher said that out loud about his own school. respect
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🐍4d
or maybe nobody cared because band isn't interesting
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🎺4d
you posted your tackle number on an anonymous app
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🦈0.1 mi· 6d
unpopular opinion but the clipboard kid is getting way too much credit for a 9-0 season that had the best oline in the metro and kevin lack. put anyone back there and we win 8
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🧊6d
"the clipboard kid" is such a specific insult from someone who is definitely on the team
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🌾6d
you're on the team
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🦈6d
i'm not on the team
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🪩6d
the way this account only posts between 3 and 4 pm and during 5th hour
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🦈5d
ok whatever. 8-1. i said what i said
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🧊5d
he threw 35 touchdowns to your 3 catches but sure
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🧊0.2 mi· 3d
genuine question for the people dunking on the goodrich yak. what is the actual argument. that a kid who has played 12 games in his life is not proven? that is just true. that is not an insult
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🌾3d
the argument is that it's week zero and he goes to a different school and he brought it up first
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🪩3d
also "not proven" and "155 lb band kid" are different sentences and everyone keeps swapping them
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🌾0.1 mi· 22h
ok who put GO NICK on the wing and grill marquee. that is a real restaurant. that is a business decision somebody made
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🪩22h
kubiak has had the poster up since NOVEMBER. the marquee is new
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🧊21h
the kid has never been in there since november. he is somewhere being extremely normal about it
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🎺20h
he told my sister he doesn't want to be on a placemat and then apologized for saying it
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🌾19h
not him apologizing for having a boundary
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🐍0.1 mi· 8h
week 1 prediction. clio hits him twice in the first quarter and this whole town goes quiet
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🧊8h
and if he throws for 300
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🌾7h
remember this post
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🎺5h
see everyone friday
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🪩0.4 mi· 11h
the fact that his little sister has to walk through this building while people say his last name AT her is something nobody has thought about for one second
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🌾11h
ari is genuinely so nice and people are weird to her
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🧊10h
she said in the paper that people are nice to her for four seconds and then decide she's not the interesting one. that broke me
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🎺9h
she's in my chem class and she is so much more put together than the rest of us
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🎺0.1 mi· 2d
band update since apparently people are interested in us this week for the first time ever: the show is called nocturne, it is genuinely too hard, and there is a sixty one bar trombone solo in the third movement that perkins has not given to anyone
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🌾2d
sixty one bars alone on the fifty??
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🎺2d
alone. out front. band holding a chord under you. nowhere to hide
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🧊2d
who was first chair trombone before
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🎺2d
you know who it was
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🌾1d
he wrote a solo for a kid who quit and then didn't ask him to play it. that is the saddest thing i have read this week and i read the whole cover story
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🧊0.1 mi· 46m
orange out tomorrow. melero has posted about it eleven times. hannah has replied to people INDIVIDUALLY. wear orange or be found
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🌾44m
melero cornered me at my locker about this. my LOCKER
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🪩40m
he is going to be standing on something with no shirt on in 71 degree weather and we are all going to go along with it
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🎺32m
honestly the best guy in this school and also exhausting
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🌾0.2 mi· 3d
saw the qb at culvers on owen road wearing the visor taking an order from a guy who had no idea. genuinely restorative. this town is insane and he is just standing there handing out custard
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🪩3d
he asked me if i wanted the cheese curds separate and i forgot how to speak
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🧊3d
somebody asked him "where you going" and he said "we'll see" and handed them a spoon. that is going to haunt me
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🎺2d
he's worked there since sophomore year. everyone acting like it's a bit
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🪩0.1 mi· 4d
fabatz did the entire wing and grill marquee bit at lunch and even the people who like nick were crying. and then he stopped and went "ok that's enough" which was somehow the funniest part
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🌾4d
fabatz is the only one of them who knows where the line is
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🧊4d
low bar but yes
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🪩3d
and there it is
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🎺0.1 mi· 6d
jazz combo thursday. four of six showed. one of the four was the starting quarterback of the football team. i am not making a point i am just stating the facts of my life
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🌾6d
he has not missed one since 2023. i checked with priya
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🧊6d
that cannot be true during the season
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🎺6d
it is true during the season
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🧊0.3 mi· 2d
the sophomore qb lost 8 practice periods to a 155 pound senior and then told the school paper "he knew what everything was, i knew what my job was" like a full grown man. czarnota is going to be a problem in two years
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🌾2d
he also asked them to print that he's fifteen
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🪩2d
that is such a fifteen year old thing to do
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🐍0.1 mi· 1d
imagine peaking as a high school qb in the flint metro
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🧊1d
imagine peaking as a strong safety with 41 tackles on a defense that gave up 30 a game
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🐍1d
different person
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🌾0.2 mi· 12h
assembly today: bakker said "nick" four times and said "our student athletes" nine times and at no point demonstrated knowing anything about him. melero did a chant. it was 40 minutes
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🪩12h
the man asked a reporter if nick was "the tall one"
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🧊11h
HE IS NOT THE TALL ONE
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🎺10h
the band played. we always play. nobody said our name
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🪩0.1 mi· 2d
troy degayner tweeted something last night that has since been deleted and if you saw it you know and if you didn't i am not repeating it
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🌾2d
his own head coach told him to delete it
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🧊2d
he deleted a different one
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🪩2d
HE DELETED A DIFFERENT ONE
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🧊0.1 mi· 5h
whatever happens tomorrow i want it on record that this school ignored that kid for two years and then put him on a marquee in nine months and neither one of those was about him
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🌾4h
this is the only good post on this app
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🪩3h
orange out. see you at 5:30
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Three accounts are doing most of the damage and two of them have been identified by other
students without knowing it. 🐍 has posted his own tackle number twice. 🦈 has corrected somebody
on his own reception count. Neither has any idea. The third, 🧊, is the most-upvoted account on this
board this week and is not attacking anybody — it is simply somebody with a working brain who
posts at midnight.
Nick has read every one of these. He has never posted. He knows exactly who 🦈 is, because
Kevin Lack recognised a phrase from a parking-lot conversation and told him on a Wednesday night,
and he has decided to do nothing about it until after Week 1.
ROAD TO GLORY
RTG-01 · Underdog Run · Week 0
